netflixaddict:

tylerslittleshit:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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u turned me straight

What. In. The. Fuck.
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well i think that deserves a two hour break

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret