evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

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THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

eatingisfab:

when u sent an important message to the wrong person

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jaclcfrost:

PEOPLE ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP like it doesn’t matter if they’re cranky or disoriented or still half-asleep and their hair is a mess fuck it doesn’t even matter if they drooled in their sleep or have ink smudged on their face from something they wrote on their hand they are CUTE all those things are CUTE

  • Me: WHEN I WAS
  • Dad: what
  • Me: A YOUNG BOY
  • Dad: oh God
  • Me: MY FATHER
  • Dad: not again
  • Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
  • Dad: no I didn't
  • Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
  • Dad: you're not even a boy
  • faithsuperfab:

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

i just had to reblog this for the face tbh
  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
  • "I’ve often said that I wish people could realize all of their dreams and wealth and fame so that they could see that it’s not where you’re gonna find your sense of completion. Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself…until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself. My soul is not contained with in the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. One unified field of nothing, dancing for no particular reason except maybe to comfort and entertain itself. As that shift happens in you, you won’t be feeling the world; you’ll be felt by it, you’ll be embraced by it."